chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.

That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.

by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020

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Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

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Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009

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dropped.croissant

A person that has dropped their croissant on discord and never found it. @~Sleep~#6969 send their regards

“Hey is that dropped.croissant?” “Shhhh, they still didn’t find the discord server they lost their croissant in, don’t remind them”

by Sleepy Potato January 15, 2021

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Skye Croissant Haynes

Skye Croissant Haynes is the biggest bottom imaginable, there is no top involved with them. A Skye croissant Haynes is also a raging bisexual who is in denial

“Make me”

“Oh my gosh you’re such a Skye Croissant Haynes”

by Veronica Jake April 1, 2021

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