crufty

Generic derogatory term for something that is hacked together, badly designed, shabby or otherwise substandard. Often used in the description of software user interfaces.

The new interface for <insert least liked OS here, I'm not starting a war> is crufty, nothing's in the right place, all the icons are too big and everything is slow and clunky

by Ethics Gradient March 5, 2004

Crotty

A large portion of dense clay-like stool, which takes a long time to reveal itself from your butt.

I'm about to give birth to a Crotty Kid.

by SharkBait007 August 6, 2011

Crofting

v. To squeeze the juice from a cherry using only the pressure from one's buttocks.

Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.

by capncat July 4, 2017

Crafty fag

When ones sneaks off to have a cigarette unnoticed. Used especially when one is not supposed to be smoking but does anyway.

John: "I'm just off out for a crafty fag round the back"

by Gibdo January 20, 2011

crafty hippo

An expression commenly used for people who do things secretly or are very skilled at something. It really has nothing to do with hippos, just the fact that hippos are very craft and trixy.

Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!

by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 18, 2006

crafty

what people are when they are espescially sneaky, fetch, sketchy, or have a cunning wit.

Erica, Molly, and Gabriela were very crafty in their sprinting "energy" escape plans from the iceberg.

by gabriela August 1, 2004

The Croft

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..

by DaddyCroft123 March 30, 2009