Generic derogatory term for something that is hacked together, badly designed, shabby or otherwise substandard. Often used in the description of software user interfaces.
The new interface for <insert least liked OS here, I'm not starting a war> is crufty, nothing's in the right place, all the icons are too big and everything is slow and clunky
by Ethics Gradient March 5, 2004
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Walking with a mincing gait, Jim shares a coy smile with his spectators, before sharply clenching his buttocks and neatly crofting the nectar from the velvety fruit.
by capncat July 4, 2017
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by Gibdo January 20, 2011
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Viviana walks up behind Linnea while she's talking to Veronika and Kaylee
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!
Viviana: Hello Liddea!
Linnea: Ahhhhh!! You scared me vivi, you crafty hippo!
by No, I'm Muffin!!! May 18, 2006
Get the crafty hippo mug.Erica, Molly, and Gabriela were very crafty in their sprinting "energy" escape plans from the iceberg.
by gabriela August 1, 2004
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by DaddyCroft123 March 30, 2009
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