Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

cocodile

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler

that cocodile was so cool

by NotNotNotNeil June 25, 2022

Crocodile Shears

noun:

One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.

The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.

When I found out what crocodile shears were I barfed.

by Argonak April 12, 2008

Crocodile watching

To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.

Guy 1: Where did the two of them go now?
Guy 2: They went crocodile watching.

by TheClan69 December 21, 2013

Red Crocodile

Two girls scissoring for the kill while on their periods.

Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.

by Varem December 31, 2015

crocodilia

A term used to describe anything bad that occurs in your pathetic life.

I tried to make the honor role but some crocodilia occured and I became homeless.

by Zanchary Rap-Scalion April 18, 2018

Wrestling Crocodiles

The feeling of restlessness & constant fidgeting when trying to get to sleep after a heavy night of partying on Class A drugs. Namely Ecstasy

Those pills were good weren't they" "Yeah defo, I was Wrestling Crocodiles all night

by birko23 March 9, 2011