Crocodile Funhouse:
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016
Get the crocodile funhouse mug.The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
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Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
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One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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