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Space Croissant

An UwU wholesome croissant that posts videos of the dteam. Not only are the intros cute but they give positive vibes and only give good uwu feels. He will literally cure ur depression and has many simps. And has a thirsty but very wholesome discord chat.
I space croissanted ! Guess I’m wholesome now!
by LelSimp July 7, 2020
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Croissant

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.
Oh croissant, my paint smeared!
by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017
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Croissant

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.
"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West
by Tswift July 9, 2013
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croissanting

(verb) to attempt the crocheting, but failing miserably due to limited knowledge and skill
I tried crocheting once, I ended up croissanting instead and poking my eye out
by highongrapes March 22, 2017
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crowssant

a crow that can shape shift into a croissant or Philza Minecraft's crows that evolved into half crow and half croissant.
Person A: want to see a crowssant?

Person B: what is that?
by Edgeblade.Kaos July 3, 2022
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Cream Croissant

by Tsovoa August 26, 2018
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chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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