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Sovereign Citizen

A person who believes in and wholly embraces pseudolaw or “street law”. Such a person can and may challenge government authorities to primarily, make a point, despite the likely unfavorable outcome.
Officer: Can I see your driver’s license and registration, please?
Driver: No, I am not driving this vehicle; I am traveling in it.

Border Agent: Are you a US Citizen?
Driver: I refuse to answer this question.

Border Agent: Do you have any agricultural items aboard your vehicle?
Driver: You have no right to search or seizure per the 4th amendment.

A sovereign citizen is to pseudolaw as a bodybuilder is to broscience.
by JHawk541 January 10, 2019
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Upright Citizens Brigade

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
by Colby October 18, 2004
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Citizen Trump

A defeated, twice impeached former president who no longer has the power to humiliate and embarrass the United States of America and its inhabitants.
Hey look! There goes Citizen Trump on his golf cart! I hope he goes over par on his own golf course.
by Chadfish January 20, 2021
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productive citizen

By paying taxes you are contributing to the country or state where you live.
by Hxrnronnie May 25, 2016
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second-class citizen

a person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society
I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen.
by RedHeadInAz January 19, 2017
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Joe Q. Citizen

A legal citizen of his/her place of residence (country/county/state) who is considered lower class and poor, yet the individual is employed and hard-working. A Wage Slave.
Did you see that band of Joe Q. Citizen playing at that dive bar last night?
They pack the house and rock the dicks off all the loser boyfriends of the chicks that are moist and turned on by Joe Q. Citizens' performance.
They are a hard working band that deserve to get laid ( i mean paid) more.
by chachitaco September 24, 2010
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Citizen 'X'

The grisly Russian mass-murderer, Andrei Chikatilo, about whom the 1994 movie, "CITIZEN 'X'" was about.
"That scum murderer ruined the name CITIZEN 'X' when it was appropriated to him by the media. I greatly resent that a murderer is associated with a name otherwise useful to depict an average "Joe Citizen."
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