crispay

1. used to describe a hot new chick in a club or soup chef

synonyms: fresh meat, new blood

Alice: Oh she's cute and I've never seen her before.
Shane: Fresh meat.
Alice: New blood.
Dana: Crispay!
Alice: Uh uh.

by crispysam March 6, 2005

Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018

Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.

Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day

by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016

crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

by yootayote September 7, 2019

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

Crisp

One of Rachel and Hallie’s high-fives.

*high-fives*
Bro, that was heckin crisp.

by Memelordforthelord December 13, 2019

crisp tee

Plain tee-shirt.

Usally white, with no markings.

Jay-Z, Dear Summer;

For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees.

"Bro you look fresh in yo crisp tee."

by B.Pre October 26, 2005