crinkle tart

The area between the nutsack (or pussy) and asshole. See taint, grundle, gooch, chode, perineum.

As I probed her orifices, my tongue glided over her ridged and flavorful crinkle tart.

Sally's crinkle tart was so bushy, I had to keep picking the pubes out of my teeth while I tongue-fucked her holes. That's one furry grundle on that bitch. Talk about a hairy chode!

by Urap Nis September 27, 2006

Chris Crinkle

its a new term used when you make a mistake when tattooing someone,or you see a very bad tattoo its becoming widely used in tattoo shops all around north america

"did you see that tattoo? someone chris crinkled that one"
"oh man the colour and linework is horrible,I really chris crinkled it"

by Craig_E January 11, 2008

Crankles

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Crinkle Cones

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.

Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.

by The Colonel November 10, 2005

Crinklewink

1. A nasty, brutish person. Often British.
2. Ed Sheeran

Person 1: "Do you know that guy Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Yeah i know him. He's such a fucking crinklewink"

by Exvidead January 5, 2021

Crinklesnoop

A crinklesnoop is an ugly, purple, lanky demon from hell that reeks of cat piss and has eyes the size of large marbles, no soul can be found behind those marble sized eyes, he killed the dinosaurs. He's extremely sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, xenophobic and hates every human on the planet earth except for his for his Demon worshipping, Kanye loving, nazi owner, Ava.

Rando:Oh my golly gosher is that crinklesnoop?
Sane person: ew get that dinosaur destroyer away from me!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 7, 2023

crinkled starfish

the anus or butthole, the opening which shit falls out of.

she tounged my crinkled starfish(see rusty trombone)

by jason&mikey February 25, 2003