crinkle

a person who overreacts to everything, they stress about anything and everything to the point you can see wrinkles forming on their foreheads.

- also see: virgo (zodiac sign)

you’re being such a crinkle, it’s not even that big of a problem.

by plutoes August 25, 2022

Crinkle

To party hard and get drunk!

We are about to get crinkle.

by Degeneration X February 27, 2012

The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

crinkle

An elderly person, esp. those who exhibit negative effects of old age - loose fitting skin, crankiness, limited mobility, etc.

Damned crinkle pulled right out in front of me.

by m f November 12, 2007

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

crinkle

Its a crush but less. Very common in Christian camps, similar to a camp crush. Its a crush but not as hard. You're intrigued but not completely interested.

Flicster 1: Hey guys who are your crinkles
Flicster 2: I like Payton and Hannah and Abby
all the girls present: omg no Im not gonna tell u. OMG why would I share that. Hahaha I don't even have one what do you mean? Lol mine is Kelelr Cox HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but yeah Im not gonna tell u. What are yours tho?

by wordonthestryeet May 04, 2020

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 07, 2010