Cristobal

Someone who is so sexy and swoons woman over so fast that they won't even know it. They make females and males fall in love with his gorgeous face and rock hard abs instantly. He can make any girls pussy wetter than the Atlantic Ocean and make any guys dick harder than Diamonds them self's. He can change the sexuality of any person and pulls and the hoes (and bros

He made my pussy wet. He made my Dick hard. He's gotta be a cristobal

by IHaveButtSexEveryHour November 24, 2021

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

by anonymous January 3, 2021

crisstonia

A very quite person on the phone but likes to talk in person. She is a girlfriend that won’t break up with you and instead will try to work it out and don’t take a word anyone says. She is pretty and fun to hang with. She is mad nice to you if you are on her good side but she can lock you out if you’re on her bad side. Even if she hates you she will still try to cheer you up.

I thought she wasn’t friends with that person anymore

She isn’t but she is a crisstonia

by True man $$ February 23, 2020

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Cristo

Cool and sexy (usually danish)guy, who likes to have fun and is a nice person and takes care of people. He always watches out for people's feelings, he is also a good comedian. Everyone loves him all who don't can be defined as Otsirc, the exact opposite of a Cristo.

Oh, John your a cristo!

Your a cristo mate, you really are.

Thanks for the help, you can consider yourself a cristo

by Cristo SG July 30, 2004

cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.

cristofer_cress

by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022