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Dias Cricker

A person from Dias Creek, New Jersey. In many instances "cricker" has defined someone of inferior class, unemployed people, farmers, fisherman, anyone living near a creek. A Dias Cricker can be all of those things but a "Dias Cricker" mostly describes someone living in the Dias Creek section of Middle Township, NJ. People from this area come from all walks of life but are known for fishing, watersports, hunting, shooting guns, crabbing, being country bumpkins, surfing, and drugs.
That dude over there is a Dias Cricker, he lives in the Crick.
by BtheLaker110th December 7, 2010
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shit cricker whore

A lying, malevolent, deceitful whore from Kirksville, MO, that sleeps with men in or around Kirksville, MO in order to receive a drug that they do not have the avenues to obtain. These drugs can vary but in most cases it is typically called "Shake and Bake" which is a slang term/different type for Methamphetamine. They most commonly sleep around groups of friends while bouncing from one to the next and end up becoming addicted to being a shit cricker whore.
Hey, do you want to hit up that shit cricker whore tonight?
by KVCG April 27, 2014
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Queen Cricker

Methed out 17 year old sluts who fuck other people's husbands...and then try to convince everyone that you can turn a whore into a housewife. Home wrecker, stupid bitch and scummy cunt are also good definitions.
No better example than the queen cricker herself, Tracy Freeze.
by agentjojobear October 2, 2011
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BooHoo Cracker

A joking insult when someone makes excuses for their defeat
Dream : “ get out of here with those excuses... lose fair and square, boohoo cracker. ,,
by Bloomski August 15, 2020
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cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes
by real metal people February 26, 2011
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smack cracker

An inbred sheep dickin', illiterate / hillbilly-d poppin', white trash (or not) southern racist with a heroin or opiate addiction. Known for fathering several younger brothers (Leroy, Luke and Levi), and a sister named May (aka mama) in an effort to boost the working population for the family's All Natural Fertilizer business. A cracker so dumb, they stole Oxytocin instead of Oxycontin from the drug store cause they couldn't spell. A cracker so dumb, they still use manure as the "secret ingredient" for binding the Sowbelly n' Tuna Croquettes.
Luke: How many times do I have to ask you May, to sleep in my bed and keep me warm. Don't make me insist on it now.

May: You're not the only one in this family with problems.

Luke: When my brother, I mean my daddy is dead and buried, I'll be the next one in line to be gettin' with you regular like.

May: That's fine thinking Luke! You mean to tell me, "when that smack cracker brother father of our's dies for the hell he has caused this family's gene pool", you gonna be my daddy too?

Luke: Who said anything about gettin' a pool!
by Tbird December 14, 2008
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021
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