one of two vocalist for the Hardcore-Metal band LACUNA COIL from Milan, Italy
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
She is very hot, and very tallented and she hates it when you pronounce her name C(H)ristina!!!
by DARKNESSFALLING May 15, 2006
Get the Cristina Scabbia mug.Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...
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The short girl who wants kinky sex on the first date. Will fight u if u don’t like her friends but fuck u after.
by Pu$$yCat April 27, 2020
Get the dirty cristina mug.Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.
Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015
Get the Crastination mug.A crustinator is a tool used for the farming of bum crust. It is like a bread knife in that regard. When acquiring one make sure it's not sharp, as that may hurt yout bumhole. It doesn't just have to be used for the farming of bum crust but make sure you clean it before using it for any other practices.
Person 1: Hey (Person 2) did you get your Crustinator yet, I really need to farm my crust, it has been accumulating for 1 1/2 years now!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
Person 2: Yes, I did receive it yesterday, but I need too farm first, and remember to clean it for the best possible results!
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i believe that i’m cristinasexual, i cant stop staring at cristina yang pictures and rewatching her on screen.
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Get the cristinasexual mug.An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)
Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"
Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"
Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."
by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010
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