Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hand or something similar on your cold dick

It was so cold I had to use the cock crematorium to warm up my freezing cold dick

by HughMongusCo February 18, 2022

Crematorape

(Cream-ate-er-ape)

When a corpse is disposed of and cremated, the ashes are to be throw in the orifice of a living person, animal, etc.

Also crematoraped, crematoraping.

When I die, I want you to take my ashes and crematorape Jessica Alba on the red carpet right in her mouth hole!

by slim rothlesberger May 1, 2011

Cremator

A very harsh insult.

Oh shit, that was a burn right there... No wait, it was a cremator.

by Chief Vash April 27, 2005

Crematoria

Crematoria is a fairly known band from Silkeborg, Denmark.
The members of Crematoria play Death/thrash metal all over scandinavia.

They are said to be one of the most promising upcoming death metal bands in Denmark, by reviewers.

The band members are known to be addicted to various forms of bizarre, obscure and vomitious humor, such as goatse.

"Dude... Isn't that crematoria?"
"Yeah, it is!"
"GOATSE!!"

by Mr. Dane July 26, 2011

Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

Cramatorium

Another name for a drug warehouse. Know for being stuffed with drugs, or crammed. Hence the name "cramatorium".

Gangster 1: Hey dude, where's the stuff?
Gangster 2: It's at the cramatorium.

by FlipD3RP November 6, 2011

crematory

Something used in the haulocaust to burn the bodies of the dead

Some men in the holocaust had to work in the crematory and incinerate the bodies of hundreds of dead men, women, and children.

by Cat face April 14, 2014