Crayonism

The practice of worshiping crayons.

Hey, what's with all the crayons?

I practice crayonism.

by Nulzek April 4, 2010

crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

by horsyrock June 11, 2006

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Crayons

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011

crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

by Zephyr December 25, 2003

crayons

a slang term referring to marijuana

Let me get some crayons.

by DarkneZ November 17, 2003