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Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
by senseofnon December 23, 2010
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catitude

Man, that cat has some serious catitude
by anonymous October 16, 2004
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Chasitude

One's ability to hate just about everything
You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!
by Strife RX March 28, 2003
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Cranktitude

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!
by CydInSLC January 18, 2011
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certitude

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-
by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014
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Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.
Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.
by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011
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Crassitude

A noun that describes a certain crass attitude that one gives off to others.
(After one has crassed you multiple times in a day) OMG YOU HAVE SO MUCH CRASSITUDE TODAY!
by PopcornUnitesOnceMore July 9, 2010
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