Captive Mermaid

the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.

1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.

by thelegend91 September 15, 2009

craytive

being cray in a creative way. Everyone can be cray but only few can be creative by being cray.

Tessa is craytive because she was cray by making her creative photos. Her cray personality took over when she was being creative.

by crayboy02 January 19, 2014

Captive

Kept within bounds.

After her vaginal blood farts inside her high mid waist full butt brief panties, she cried being captive inside her bloody high mid waist full butt brief panties that she then just spreaded her legs.

by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018

craptise

(1) to craptise (v) is to practise in a bad or negative way. Can be deliberate or accidental. Can involve the act of sabotage on a practice session.

I am just going to go craptise now.
I am just craptising my violin.
Were you practising or craptising gymnastics?

by Phelola Smith April 26, 2007

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

captive

A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used

SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction

by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017

Craptivity

Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.

A lot of crapital was spent in that craptivity

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017