Crampsack

No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.

Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.

Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!

Word created by :
Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle

by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007

crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.

oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!

by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008

crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off

Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?

by rooftalk October 20, 2008

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

Crapjacking

Describes the practice of jacking yourself off while having a shit.

He's been in there ages. I reckon he's crapjacking again.

by Frank Stringer May 29, 2008

crapjack

When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.

"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."

by evman and benda January 19, 2010

Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.

Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.

by Rexxit August 11, 2019