The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.
by reeferdave January 15, 2011
Get the shitty ass craps mug.When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.
Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".
by Kentpappy June 10, 2007
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A police officer who is very rich and sexy and who is very good at what he does he makes over 1 million a year
by OFFICER CRAPS N SHITS March 18, 2021
Get the Officer craps n shits mug.Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.
by graphxman July 14, 2006
Get the What's the haps on the craps? mug.A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
Get the google craps mug.Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.
Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
by ReetBeat May 31, 2010
Get the Piece of craps mug.Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.
by Ohmyno September 1, 2013
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