The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.
"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
by Alan1999 August 4, 2008
Get the Crapper Condom mug.This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
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Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
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"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"
by Plabadahey February 4, 2010
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