crappola

A polite way for a lady to say shit, crap, or I've had enough of this situation.

You scared the crappola out of me.
I cannot take anymore of your crappola.
The crappola in the toilet floats.
Oh, crappola, I dropped the keys in the crapper.
Let the crappola hit the floor.

by heartunes May 21, 2013

crappophobia

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.

When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.

by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Crippophobia

Fear of disabled people or disability

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.

That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

craptop

a sad exuse for a laptop

person 1:look at that little laptop its sooo cute
person 2: you mean that craptop

by beasties31 November 25, 2009

craptopia

n. an imperfect place or state where everyone lives in discord and everything is for the worst

Visiting the inlaws is a journey to craptopia. I moved from south central Shitville to Craptopia.

by jawsfrog1175 February 10, 2009

Craptop

A laptop with a processor under a 75mhz 486 and has no cd rom

My Craptop cant run windows 98.

by Winbetas October 27, 2003