crappergeist

The person who stunk up the bathroom before you entered but is nowhere to be found.

In most cases you will be blamed as the source of the ungodly stench by others who later enter the bathroom and see you.

"I swear it wasn't me! It was a Crappergeist and by the smell of it he was at Taco Bell yesterday."

by Fleawest September 15, 2014

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

Crackeronie and Cheese

Like maceroni and cheese but it contains crack. Its the best fooood in the world. And it will make you so high that the nurse has to get the air force to get you down

Sarah- You want some Crackeronie and Cheese
Katelyn-Helllz ya. Extra cheese plase
Sarah- Dont you mean crack
Katelyn- Nah. Acctually both. You need to even it out.

by IceCream022398<3 November 12, 2010

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

Crackeroni and cheese

A rich white boy and his MAGA Asian best friend

Dude: Oh no! I have to go visit my cousin Kevin on Long Island this weekend.
GF: What's wrong with Kevin?
Dude: He thinks he's white! He only wears polo shirts and always plays golf with his best friend Brad. They want to join Kappa Alpha together next year.
GF: Ew, now I understand, crackeroni and cheese boys are so gross. They circle jerk for Trump.

by kevingtang33 January 7, 2021