Crapatoa

A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now

by Bugga Stiff September 26, 2008

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

CRAPATERIA

the cafeteria at your place of employment that sells less-than desirable food.

Hey Jason, let's see what's on the menu for lunch in the crapateria today.

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009

crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007