Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

crapton

A large amount of work units being returned after a long period of waiting.

21:16 <@MacG> wohoo! I just reported a crapton of work units!

by Tim Bowers October 4, 2004

Crapton

A Crapton means that it is a Shitload

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches"

i.e. "fuck thats a crapton of bitches "

by Here November 30, 2003

Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023