Craythur

Irish Whiskey

...With a love of the liquor poor Tim was born, to help him on with his work each day he'd a drop 'o the craythur every morn! -Tim Finnegans Wake

by Th3 Silence 7x February 6, 2009

Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.

Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!

by Windybey August 23, 2012

canthardly

something so small you canthardly see it

customer: I would like to pawn this diamond
pawnbroker: OH! You have a canthardly
customer: Yipeeeeee
pawnbroker:canthardly see it
customer: fuck off

by psychedelic shack January 28, 2014

Katie Craythorne

Name commonly given to short or petite lesbians in the west midlands area.

You're a right raving Katie Craythorne!

by JT3k.eu February 4, 2010

Negative canthal tilt

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

cranthered

:Messed up

:state of being completely inebriated

:wrong, or totally fucked

John thought he was sober enough to drive, but after wrecking his car he realized that he was cranthered.

by I_AM_CORK July 24, 2015