Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston.
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Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.
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The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.
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Get the The Cranston mug.Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.
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