cran

An arrogant n00bie, who tries to outdo a vet.

n00b: u don't know wut ur talking about, bush is the best prez evar!1!
Vet: STFU, cran!

by Kurumi September 22, 2003

cran

Unpretentious.

Man that new Mars Volta Album was sooo not cran.

by Nelly October 23, 2003

cran-rammer

A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.

Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.

by lexicographa October 04, 2010

cran tack

cran tack can mean anything you want it to

Yo, you got any cran tacks left ky-ky?

I really need to get a bigger cran tack.

You acted like a real big cran tack the other night erick.

by Cran tack March 30, 2008

cran-grape

the best mother fuckin drink ever

drink cran-grape.

by zacksgottashit November 24, 2008

Cran Time

Cran time is Cran Time except for when it's not cran time during which time it is simply cran time. No one can effect the inevitability of Cran Time.

DEAD-TRAINS
YOUR TRAINS ARE DEad
Cran Time

Person 1: What is Cran Time?
Person 2: Cran Time is Cran Time!

"In other news, two freight trains collided earlier today after someone reportedly shouted Cran Time"

David: When is Cran Time?
Kate: It is always Cran Time. Always. Unless it isn't, in which case, it is anyway. It is now officially a paradox. A Cran Time Paradox.

The surgeon general has stated that it is highly dangerous to "view" Cran Time if you have epilepsy.

by `Damage` March 19, 2010

Big Cran

The cranberry industry, well known for oppression of both workers and consumers.

Aw man, Big Cran took the last of my food rations again!

by Bigcranstan January 07, 2020