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pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.
hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!
by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009
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Candlestick

An obstacle for jack
by Jurq23 March 4, 2009
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Crandlemire

A person who is in decent shape in grade 12 but comes back from their first year of college and has gained more than their share of the freshmen 15.
(Sees larger girl)
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
by seymourbutts October 28, 2009
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Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.
Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles
by 69bars November 11, 2012
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candles

Safe word. The desperate plea to stop after a long night of domination, getting beat like Rodney King.
Susan? Damn, bitch! Whatcha doin' with that twelve-iron? Candles! CANDLES!
by St. Clare's January 2, 2006
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Crankles

Crankles: unusually skinny, bony ankles, which in comination with other observable traits, may indicate habitual use of methampetamine, also known as crank. A "crank skank", for example, would likely have crankles. Derived from the term "cankles" - its opposite.
"Check out the crankles on that ho!; bet she'll fuck me for this fuckin' phat rail!"
by Gemilie August 14, 2006
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