Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Cracked at the craft

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".

Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

Burnt cracker

Your black... sorry

You stupid burnt cracker.

by RazerFlip May 7, 2019

cracked out of turn

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.

I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.

by Gimbo is all in February 25, 2008

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Crackerphobic

When you’re afraid of white people.

Keeho : I’ve been diagnosed w/ crackerphobia ever since 2017 when this white female came up to me and said hi. Crackerphobic is a thing ❗️❗️

by jojisghoul January 15, 2021