CrackTard

Arvin doing stupids acts in minecraft and also being friends with the supplier of crack AZN

me: Hey arvin your a cracktard
Arvin: I know

by YALL STUPID July 17, 2020

Crackted

Another word for contracted

The doctor said I have crackted gonorrhea

by Bo3dragon247 March 28, 2021

cracktress

A mattress with the sheets lazily and haphazardly pulled off resulting in a person sleeping on a raw, fully exposed mattress. The sheet is often bunched up, in the middle of the mattress.

“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”

by madebooty April 13, 2021

crackcurd

Most common with poor hygiene, excessive exercise/sweating, hot pants when sweat and debris creating a curd-like wax that collects in the buttcrack. Similar to how when milk goes sour, a white, squishy substance forms creating a “curd”, except your asshole goes sour.

Sounds like the word “cracker(ed)” when said fluidly in a sentence

Garret “bro, you stink. You better shower after practice or your date later on will for sure be grossed out”
Brock “you think I’m stupid dude? My underwear has been bunching on me all day, I don’t think I wiped properly after my post-lunch shit… I most definitely have to wash my crackcurds out.”

by Dykeasaurs July 15, 2023

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed

I’m jack crackered

by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025