crackberry

RIM device known as a blackberry that allows its users to smoke crack and pretend that they are at the office working.

Jim just left early, with his crackberry, I bet I know where he's going.

by Escuel July 10, 2006

crackberry

A Blackberry phone that tends to freeze up at any random moment. Causing you to think the phone is on crack by the way it is acting.

john: hey man what's wrong
tyler: oh nothing just messing with this crackberry.
john: your what?
tyler: crackberry!, this Blackberry keeps freezing on me so I can never use it. therefore I call it a crackberry.

by jordy cambridge May 12, 2009

Crackberry

Slang for the T-Mobile phone Blackberry. I guess they call it this because it breaks down a lot or people use them a lot for texting but I don't have one so I wouldn't know

Hey you! Get off your Crackberry and focus on the road!

by DizzyLizzy November 19, 2006

crackberry

clit, clitoris, under the hood

Once the movie started he slid his magic fingers down my pants and toggled my crackberry till I rebooted.

by river rogue May 27, 2008

CrackBerry

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover

Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

by PokemonFanboy916 May 13, 2023

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.

Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010