Crack a Fat 

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

Crack a Fat by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

crack shadow 

The shadow between ass cheeks as seen through a shear dress

Dude, that woman is wearing a white shear dress. Check out her crack shadow

crack shadow by Crack Shadow Hunter December 15, 2016

Double Crack 

When you are in a car with other people and have to fart really badly you let a little crack go and open crack the windows open very little but increase as you let more fart go

John opened the window a crack every 20 seconds as he was farting a little in between. John was double cracking

Double Crack by akararules July 27, 2010

crack of dawn 

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack

I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.

crack of dawn by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 16, 2013

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

Crack Pillow by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

crack wire 

when your so desperate to get high but don’t have a battery for your dab pen so you have to cut apart an android wire and get all scientific on that shit just to get high.

yo i was so desperate to use my cart last night i had to pull out my old crack wire from high school

crack wire by gigigirl123 January 11, 2021