Crabbo

a doggo but its a crabbo

"that is one cute crabbo"
"here comes that crabbo oh shit what up"

by hand crusher July 2, 2018

crabbo

A person whose falls between June 21 and July 21 -meaning they are a cancer- and who is obsessed with a knife.

Tom cruise would be such a crabbo with a knife.

by KingDevilGranite June 26, 2017

Crabby

Angry or upset at the fact you slept with a hooker named Los Cangrejos.

"Yeah, I'm crabby... and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker whose named Los Cangrejos. It turns out in Spanish that means the crabs. I paid $700 for The Crabs. So the next time you think to yourself hey I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs. Maybe you'll open up your travels dictionary... but hey, now you know." - Bryan DeChart

by turbunrex August 15, 2018

Nintendo Crabbies

Originated on NES it is the act of getting angry at anyone talking when you die while playing a video game.

Person: So dude what do you wanna do tonight?
Player: You ass you just made me hit that Goomba and I got a game over I HATE YOU
Person: How is that my fault you can't play when I talk? You got nintendo crabbies bro...

by Karl Suks August 21, 2008

steep crabbin' it

When you grab your friend with your legs and wrestle him to the ground

"So I heard you were steep crabbin' it with Dan yesterday," I said. "Oh yeah, but I forgot my padorgan so it was kinda painful"

by Crab Master June 6, 2009

Mr. Crabblepants

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).

Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007

crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011