CPR

Crazy Penis Reaction
What happens to a guy when they see a really fucking hot chick.

1st guy: Dude that girl is hotttt!!

2nd guy: yeh man im having a CPR!1

by Roarmeo July 13, 2009

cpr

cool

pigs

rule

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

by marg n homur February 7, 2018

CPR

CPR (Cock Penetrating Regularly)

Used when your girlfriend is horny asf and needs dick all the time.

"She needs CPR to her pussy stat!!" "Sorry guys my girlfriend needs CPR tonight."

by Thatsexyfirefighter May 8, 2018

CPR

CPR Cucumber Pulmonary Resuscitation

"She fainted"
"Put a cucumber near her nose so she can smell the fumes and come to. Give her CPR"

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

by Will Duke September 11, 2007

penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.

by bmajestic June 24, 2014

CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020