surf cooties

computer virus obtained while surfing the internet

Porn is surf cooties nasty.

by frufrugranny March 19, 2006

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Cooties

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

by intelligent young'n August 24, 2003

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an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"

Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"

by smendler December 10, 2009

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Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

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moody cootie

The process of which one catches a bad mood from another person.

Plural: moody cooties

Anita came to work complaining as usual. Kevin said “I’m leaving before I catch your moody cooties”.

by Jk lovin December 14, 2019

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cootie queen

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

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