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Covidosophy 

What the pain and suffering of the coronavirus pandemic can teach us about life on this side of eternity, especially what truly matters in this transient life.
Thanks to covidosophy, the oft-avoidable high death toll and political ineptitude of right-wing fake leaders can help us come to terms with the ravages of the pandemic crisis.
Covidosophy by Covido May 11, 2021
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COVIDTOSED 

THE EXTREME MEDICAL CONDITION OF NOT RECEIVING THE VACCISLAP AFTER BEING COVADTAINTED.
Poor Mary is completely COVIDTOSED, If she had received the vaccislap she may have had a chance.
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Covidioscurity 

Covidioscurity (/kəʊvidaɪɒskjʊəriti/) means a discrimination policy in the distribution of health and preventive facilities in the fight against COVID-19.

Appellation:
Covidioscurity consists of three morphemes. Composed of Covid + Dioscuri + ity.
Dioscuri (/daɪɒsˈkjʊərɪ/) the Greek name for the twin brothers: Castor and Pollux In Greek mythology. Their mother was Leda but they had different fathers. Castor was mortally and Pollux was immortality.
1- Some Managers have followed the covidioscurity policy of distributing health-related material between the personnel.

2- Covidioscurity's unjust and diabolical policy is not to cut off chain of infection but On the contrary, it will be caught like Boomerang on their own.
Covidioscurity by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020

covidometre 

Covidometer: A unit of measuring distance and make space for being safe from someone who is infected by covid19, equal to 1,080 Centimetres.
The distance that must be kept by people from whom is infected by covid19.
"He have to keep covidometre from his close friend"
covidometre by lovey April 5, 2020

Covidhoe 

A promiscuous female or male who gets too close for social distancing and proceeds to satisfying you orally, or anally, or vaginally.. is that even a word?
Dude to friend:
” Damn, I hope that COVIDHOE don’t get pregnant, I busted in all three of her holes before I even asked her name”.

Friend:

” well, what’s her name?”

Dude to friend:

”perfect! “
Covidhoe by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020

Covideos 

Video content created by quarantined citizens during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.
Tim made thirty covideos (mostly of his bearded dragon eating carrots) while he was going stir-crazy at home.
Covideos by Hoppyuppercut April 21, 2020

Covidcase 

One who has become a basketcase due to being under quarantine lockdown too long during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020.
My roommate has become a complete covidcase! She's freaking out over everything and climbing the walls because she hasn't gone outside or seen anyone since CA governor Newsom put the state on quarantine lockdown on March 16, 2020 to try to flatten the curve of infection cases in his state.