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Covert.ly an app on iOS that is worth less than a pile of hammered dog shit. Play with false reviews, crashing issues and a nonexistent user base Covert.ly is a truly a work of failed art. Attempting to gain as much popularity as Yik Yak do you that it's prime this app falls miles below that. Devs will edit your entries, give false upvotes to posts and promise free burritos upon join (which never happens). Case in point, Covert.ly doesn't even deserve my shit stained underwear's attention.
Him: Have you heard of Covert.ly

Her: Yeah I hear it's filled with nothing but chodes!
by Zee of the Es Fam February 16, 2017
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covert operation

when you devise a way to have sex with someone while 1 or more uninvolved parties are in the room without them finding out
yesterday, we performed a covert operation while his best friend was watching t.v. across the room! it ruled
by captain jen August 26, 2003
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covert pervert

"To have such an immoral and lewd plan coming out from you, what a surprise."
— Haruna to Nodoka, Mahou Sensei Negima!

Uncharacteristically suggestive comments and thoughts from a character usually considered pure and innocent. Sometimes this is played straight and shows that a character is mature or smart enough to notice subtle themes their friends don't. Most of the time it's a trait given to a shy character to show they're not quite as mousy and meek as we think. Usually cued by fantasy segues becoming more and more lewd.

This will always be fiercely denied by the character, especially if they're cantankerous and dismissive. The more comedic princess-like types often get this too, until it turns into a more overt Running Gag.
Note that the title refers to covertness in the figurative sense, not the literal. This trope is also Truth in Television — you know who you are. Don't say it, otherwise you won't be one anymore. If the Covert Pervert is outed they may be subject to a girl getting set to Pervert Revenge Mode or even an Unprovoked Pervert Payback.

Probably due to the often-seen Double Standard that women should not show their sexuality openly, over half of the examples of this trope are female, while perverted male characters tend to be obvious.
A covert pervert could be defined as something like:

''Guy 1: Hey you know that girl from class?''
''Guy 2: You mean the nerdy, shy and insecure girl?''
''Guy 1: Yeah her. I bet the last thing we would ever hear from her are for her to say something dirty.''

''Nerdy guy: Whaow that villian's sword is pretty big''
''Girl: *mumbles* I bet that isn't the only thing he got that is big...''
by MightySithLord#1 March 28, 2016
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Covert Courtesan

A Covert Courtesan is an escort who is extremely Under The Radar (UTR), so much so she may actually be a "Unicorn." Though hidden from public, the Covert Courtesan is the best lay in the city.
John: Who is that?

Me: THAT is, Cain . . . Candi Cain, the Covert Courtesan! She is so hot and great in the sack they created a new phrase for her. "The Covert Courtesan Experience." She is shagadelic!
by satireV August 14, 2011
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covert crab

Shoplifting crab treatment such as Rid-X to avoid the embarrassment of purchasing it at the register.
Dude, back when I was in high school I banged this nasty chick Heather and had to pull the ol' covert crab a day or two later.
by I did the Woolum July 1, 2008
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covert couture

Type of clothing that costs a lot of money but doesn't look expensive. Only smug owner and the fashion police know its real value.
1. With a wardrobe filled with Chanel's polyester paisley collection, she must be into covert couture.
2. Fashion disasters and covert couture junkies like Paris Hilton & Britney Spears who wear expensive and exclusive clothing that looks like it came from a hooker's trash can.
3. Cashmere socks that cost $600.
by Stam May 2, 2007
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Covert Intent Word

One or more words which state something other than what the words which do not have an ulterior and covert motive in the message express.
One example of a Covert Intent Word is, “The Test Administrators will do their best to make your testing experience as smooth and stress free as possible.” The word “stress” reminds the test takers that there is such a thing as "stress." And makes anyone who is exposed to that word feel some level of stress—if only by remembering what stress is to grasp what the writer is saying.
by but for October 18, 2017
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