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chrome covered cuntmobile

1) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car designed soley for attracting shallow minded women.

2) Any chromed, flashy, tricked-out, or pretentious looking car driven by a pimp.
Tim: "Check-out Danny In is chrome covered cuntmobile!"

John: "Think He'll pick-up chicks in that thing?"

Tim: "Hell! You already know he's a pimp with ten years experience!"
by Carl J. Maltese May 17, 2007
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chocolate covered prarie dog

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.
-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
by urdrinkingbuddy December 27, 2007
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A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."
by jram October 15, 2006
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Gotcha Covered

A fictional retail outlet specializing in all weather outdoor covers for boats,campers,RVs,collector cars and now offering panties for extra large ladies.
I'm going to Gotcha Covered to buy the old lady some "bloomers".
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Wagon - Covered Blumpkin

A maneuver in which a female gives oral sex to a male whilst he is defecating, while she has a sheet over her head thus trapping odor as well as any backsplash. The etymology is based on the fact that this maneuver, when properly set up and executed, resembles a pioneers wagon.
I was in a rush so I had to kill two birds with one stone and get a wagon - covered blumpkin from your mom this morning.
by rustytbone December 13, 2009
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Snow covered shit cakes

When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.

Guy 2: Sweet!
by yeaibet5286 May 27, 2011
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Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!
by Lil Tope April 12, 2020
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