out kick your coverage

When an exceptionally average guy, a 4-6 on the scale of 1-10, manages to land a date with a girl who is a 8.5-10 and doesn't have a chance to keep her much longer. When a guy out kicks his coverage, it is generally associated with incredulous bystanders, jealous males, and looks of befuddlement. Other side effects are laughter and the making of bets for how much longer the two will be together.

Gosh, John, you really managed to out kick your coverage with Jessica...did she lose a bet.

by kinney_robonics November 1, 2013

Out-kicked His Coverage

When a guy has a girlfriend who is way out of his league.

"Did you see his wife?! Yeah, he definitely out-kicked his coverage."

by tits mcgrath January 18, 2009

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 20, 2008

no-shit media coverage

coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.

anchorman:....its 7am and I270, I495 and I66 are jammed up with traffic....

viewer: this no-shit media coverage is getting old. Everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning

by SoCalMD October 26, 2010

out kicked his coverage

Dating or marrying a woman that you can't possibly satisfy, thereby assuring she will be back on the market in a short period of time.

Bill: Dude, is that Gary's wife?

Tom: Yeah, she's really hot isn't she?

Bill: Hell yeah, he really out kicked his coverage on that one.

by Webbsters January 5, 2009

to kick outside of one's coverage

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

by Jones McJones February 13, 2009

lieability coverage

Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.

After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.

by QuacksO November 12, 2018