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manhole cover

What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.
When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.
by Jack December 30, 2003
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fell through the manhole cover

To drop the ball on a task, or to fail entirely at an assignment. Or to have done way, way, way too much cocaine the night before.
I can't make it in to work today because I fell through the manhole cover this last night like a total bone head.

Billy! Where's my report?!?! You fell through the manhole for the last time... you're fired!
by urban1983 December 9, 2010
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manhole cover

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants
by John R. December 8, 2003
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Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.
by Shawnster April 28, 2005
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Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.
"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."
by delta1020 January 15, 2009
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Manhole Cover

When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.
1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"
by Frump Fester June 4, 2018
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manhole cover

Any panties.
She took off her manhole cover and we got busy.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018
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