couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 17, 2005

couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

coughing it down

To disguise the sound of the splash while one is taking a shit in a public toilet.

Mark is coughing it down.

by Jamie Skipper June 25, 2008

coughing a huge one

taking a massive shit

He was in the bathroom coughing a huge one

by High Pitch Eric July 22, 2006

coughing

a) When someone acts or says something that figuratively makes you sick.

b) When someone is just wrong in general, often due to being an unpleasant or actively ignorant person.

Is pronounced like the word "coffin"

a) Person 1: *does something dumb*

Person 2: You mad coughing right now, my guy.

b) Person 1: "Hey, I'm new in town."

Person 2: "Stay away from Bob. He stays coughing and will ruin your life."

by Tha Brick is Hot April 22, 2020