Katie Couric

Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.

Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow. chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.

by oopete19 July 16, 2007

couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.

Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.

by BrentinKC October 27, 2007

Katie Couric

1.) The female co-anchor of the Today Show on NBC
2.) A term used to talk about awkward flirting between television personalities.

1.) I watch Katie Couric every morning on TV.
2.)Wow, are you Katie Couricing?

by THE_TV_MOWGUL March 25, 2005

couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.

"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"

by Got Em October 28, 2007

couric

Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.

The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.

by Super Spic October 30, 2007

Couric

Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.

Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.

by Lopier October 28, 2007

couric

A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.

Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.

Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!

Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.

by skeeterorama November 7, 2007