by The Street 57 October 18, 2007
Get the count itmug. •To be of significance
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004
Get the countmug. After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.
by Barney Keller March 8, 2003
Get the Count itmug. someone that is insignificant.
a person who chooses apathy.
a person who stands for nothing.
a couch potato.
a person who chooses apathy.
a person who stands for nothing.
a couch potato.
That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.
My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count
by jeff Martin April 4, 2006
Get the no-countmug. a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition
*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!
by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009
Get the counted!mug. 1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!
2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.
3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!
2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.
3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.
by britney fucking spears alright? August 14, 2006
Get the COUNT ITmug. One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Counting with us
by Ashley the anonymous August 29, 2015
Get the countingmug.