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Couldn’t be me.

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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Still... Could be worse

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."
by titomortal May 29, 2015
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Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?
by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019
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couldn't care less

The proper way to express how you don't give a crap about something - you really don't care about something and it's impossible to not care any more. The common but incorrect variant "could care less" (which would technically imply that you do care about something) is widely used because of either a translation mistake into English, or those who blindly use phrases without taking a moment to understand their actual meaning.
Person A: A company just got sued for patent infringement!
Person B: *yawn* Oh really? I couldn't care less.
by generic June 11, 2006
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i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.
'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"
by elkie June 23, 2021
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could be gayer

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth
thomas: You know what this could be gayer
by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017
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