Corona Cougher

A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.

1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.

by Tuunu April 11, 2020

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 3, 2009

cock cougher

An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.

CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2

Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!

Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.

by mod_critical December 16, 2007

couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.

Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 26, 2009

coggler

The slang term for a person affected with Penile Scrotal Coggloriotus. A disease which actually separates the two testicles found within the male scrotum into four separate, smaller testicles. The two original testis will tend to be somewhat larger than their counterparts but the size differential rarely exceeds 60%-40% when compared to the original mass of the original two testis.

After being diagnosed, Tod kept the fact he was now a Coggler to himself.

by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003

couglet

A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.

Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...

Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard

by salaam_dune October 7, 2008

cougher

inhaling too much pot smoke in a fashion that makes you cough

"Dude that was a cougher"

by Billy Bong Thornton November 2, 2003