couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006

Couch Weed

Weed that falls into the couch, either in a bag or not, and is found sometime after it feel into the couch.

Dude! I found some couch weed!

by smashedwindshield January 24, 2010

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009

couched out

When you pass out on the couch.

I couched out last night watching T.V.

by OG Showtime July 18, 2016

couchbed

When you take your comforter and pillow from your room to the living room in effort to construct a make-shift bed on the couch to watch television on for an extended period of time. Typically done when one is hungover, sick, feeling extremely lazy or would like to enjoy a television season marathon.

"I feel like shit... what will make me feel better?"

"I'll make you a couchbed"

by CDuB May 16, 2014

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008

couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...

Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...

by blthrskt April 26, 2009