couchbed 

When you take your comforter and pillow from your room to the living room in effort to construct a make-shift bed on the couch to watch television on for an extended period of time. Typically done when one is hungover, sick, feeling extremely lazy or would like to enjoy a television season marathon.

"I feel like shit... what will make me feel better?"

"I'll make you a couchbed"

couchbed by CDuB May 16, 2014

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011

shit couched 

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

shit couched by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

Coucheed 

Receiving head (oral sex) atop a couch

Bobby got some good coucheed last night from becky

Coucheed by Teegeeboi January 1, 2018

Couched 

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

Couched by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

Couched 

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

Couched by Cousin P December 18, 2013

Couched it 

Not going out on an evening when expected to.

The act of staying in and being lazy, laying on the couch watching movies

person 1, what did u do tonight?

person 2, Couched it

Couched it by leeeeeno August 6, 2011