couchlock

When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.

I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com

by BringMeCloser April 20, 2005

CouchMonkey

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

by schnoober February 23, 2009

couchlock

Also from playing too much Playstation or XBox, or just zoning out on TV.

I had couchlock from playing that Gran Turismo 4 game.

or

I had couchlock from watching the NCAA tournament all day.

by eddieQ April 20, 2005

couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.

His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.

by that guy who said it first July 29, 2020