CouchMonkey 

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

CouchMonkey by schnoober February 23, 2009

couch monkey 

One who does absolutely nothing in life but stay on a couch (not necessarily theirs) and surf the internet or watch tv (not necessarily their computer or their tv). Unlike porch monkeys, who are racially stereotyped, couch monkeys can be any gender, color, or sexual orientation. (There's no need for Randall to "take it back")

Derek: "Man, what does that girl Danielle do all day? She's 23, doesn't go to school, and only works 16 hours a week, if that"

Sunny: "I dunno dude, she's probably just a couch monkey"

couch monkey by Double Mase June 28, 2010

chochmonkey 

Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.

That guy over there is for sure a chochmonkey.
Bro you are being a serious chochmonkey right now.

chochmonkey by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010

Cockmonkey 

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005

cockmonkey 

a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.

Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."

cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

Northern Cockmonkey by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmonkey 

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

cockmonkey by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010