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Where David goes and fucks his sister
Dave is asked to go fishing but he can't cause he is going to the cottage
Cottage by Donk912 July 19, 2016
Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.
Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!
Cottage by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018
Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
Cottage by EliasLM June 14, 2019

cottage of love 

a place in the middle of the forest where Baxter and Donkey lived and *made music*
person 1: hey have you heard about the cottage of love?

person 2: hell yeah!
cottage of love by AlphabetTing August 20, 2019

Cottage cheese chuggers 

Unsightly breasts on an ugly person
The cottage cheese chuggers were so repulsive on that swamp donkey that I would rather be breast fed by my own grandmother

cottage girls 

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.
Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”
cottage girls by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021