Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

Costinkulate

when to individuals fart at the the same time merging the foul odors to create a worse odor.

Shelly and Tony Costinkulated after having hot dogs, beer, and wings

by ThomMcCan September 16, 2011

Costa Vision

Results from the ultra-violet rays imparting a darker tone on skin while wearing a pair of Costa Del Mar sunglasses. This leaves a distinctive Costa Del Mar sunglass imprint on face where ultra-violet rays could not penetrate the frame and lens.

Coming back from your Caribbean sailing exhibition, you take off your Costa Del Mar, 580 Brine, sunglasses. A sorostitute mentions you have the best Costa Vision she's ever seen, she then later becomes your future slam piece.

by CostaDelFrat1858 April 24, 2011

Thomas Costigan

Also known as penis, like sex with other Irish potato farmers. Likes it anal and rough. Occasionally has sex with women but only if they are short Asians.

I really felt like a Thomas Costigan when you shoved your strong potato picking hands up my ass.

by R4rrrrrrrygdbndxiifnd October 25, 2019

Costa Mesa

Costa Mesa or as currently known as "Costa Mexico" or "Costa Manthisplaceisawesome" is a small city outside of Newport Beach. Here is where you get the laid back beach vibes without the snobby attitude. It's where hipsters meet family life as both can coexist in perfect harmony. Also nicknamed the "City of the Arts". You can find funky shops, restaurants, and places for sweet sweet hangs. You funky fresh and can't leave OC ? Move to Costa Mesa.

Ryan is super artsy, so he moved to Costa Mesa to be artsy and drink chai with his artsy friends.

by Sarahlou August 13, 2014

Costa del Chav

Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.

Are you going for your usual week in the Costa del Chav this year?

by chavros July 31, 2006