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The Costanza

When you are eating a girl out and the pussy just isn't enough for you. You proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl and take a bite of a pastrami sandwich you have hidden. Then you get back to eating the more delicious pastrami in between your girls legs. Just like George did in the episode.
Dude I was so hungry last night while I was fucking that I pulled the costanza on my girl.
by Barney Cannon June 17, 2009
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Costanzaed It

Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.

Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.

Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.

2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.
by ditchdigger May 1, 2009
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Costanzaed

The act of a guy leaving an article of clothing at the home of a girl that he slept with, so as to ensure that at a time in the future the girl will have to have him over to collect the item of clothing, thus increasing the chance of sexual intercourse.
I was with this girl last night, don't know how well it went but I Costanzaed her so hopefully I will get another go at it.
by Gambino's Disciple November 13, 2011
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Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.
by boxandthefuzz May 7, 2017
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Chrissy Costanza

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:
by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013
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George Costanza

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
by Scott Irving January 2, 2006
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Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.
I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.
by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011
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